P.I. F.A.Q.

Frequently Asked Questions

Why isn’t this line moving?

Can I interest you in a Super Value Meal?

Are you going to eat that?

Are you going to be in there very long?

How tall are you now?

What the hell is that?

Why are you being so mean to your brother?

How long is this damned train?

What are you looking at?

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Less Frequently Asked Questions

Did you remember to feed the hedgehog?

What is a “gruntled” employee?

Why is that moose looking at me?

 

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